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thedimitric asked: Alright Tim, everytime I get close with a girl, she ends up cutting me off and dating somebody else around a week later. They tell me I'm amazing and perfect, focusing on that I'm different than most guys. And bam, they just dip. And I'm not talking about once or twice, this happened to me all throughout high school. I've got no idea if I'm doing something wrong or I'm just going after girls who play me. Help a guy out?


Answer:

Man… that sucks lol. I mean, you seem like a good lookin dude. Your message is put together intelligently. There must be something…

Does your breath stink?? Are your fingernails dirty?? Do you have a really annoying and obnoxious laugh??

Shit man, I don’t really know what to tell you except that you shouldn’t worry about it too much. Everyone’s so concerned about finding someone that they forget to enjoy their life. Just chill… do your thing… and the chick that loves your stank breath and dirty fingernails will come around when the time is right. 

— 4 weeks ago with 160 notes
  1. marysalem said: Lol you are so hilarious, yet wise!
  2. jacobpatterson said: lol that was such dope advice